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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:15
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Will German support for Ukraine decrease after the early elections on February 23, 2025?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Will Boyington – New AA NASA Office Of Communications - NASA Watch
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
So they tried
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...